January 2011
17 posts
Did you hear? We're all turning into horny...
Here’s a buzz phrase that’s been sweeping the nation that bugs me to death. Honey comb living. WTF is that?! Yes, I get it. We’re all supposed to be living in giant bio dome social villages by the time 2015 hits right? Well I’m still waiting for my hover board and self drying life jacket but that hasn’t happened yet has it?! NO! And I doubt this Orwellian...
another edition of WHAT IFFFFFFFFF?!
What would of happened if:
- Canada wasn’t a Country? - We would have never had the pleasure of meeting the Baldwin’s and Brian Adams, not to mention Alanis Moriset. Plus the state of Montana would of been a lot bigger.
- Cell Phones were not invented? - As the proliferation of pagers flooded the population phone booth’s would of been more in demand resulting in long...
Napoleon didnt care about overuse of comma's. ...
I’d love to go into the logistics of comma distribution in the greater north east and why I believe I’m personally exempt from proper grammar rules applying to said topic but since I don’t have the patience or intestinal fortitude for such matters in my present state I’ll simply imply that my writing is so far beyond current convention that you might compare it’s...
on a hill in the sky surrounded by city with a...
“Day dreaming living on a hill in the city i have been, looking up at the sky and down on the roof tops of the sky, millions of people living all alone on a street never meeting but touching every day, and in the sky countless birds flying over and under through and through round and round dancing lover’s dance. Across my chest climb 3 small lady bugs with due drops on their heads,...
“As long as there is an open bar, the beach is not out of season.”
– My sister.
Just cause we're married now
tomyhusband:
doesn’t mean we still can’t get stoned and watch Spaceballs like we used to.
"I like my chances when i gamble with her"
I remember thinking then, that the curiosity inside surely couldn’t mean what i hoped. So many years spent in life with out feeling alive had embittered me against such horizons. Yet the signs, figurative and literal had all pointed toward taking chance and traveling west with no real plan. I conquered fear thirty thousand feet in the air and all i had to do was sit down. As I descended...
something nice (for a change)
Dickens once said American’s should spend Thanksgiving complaining and the other 364 days thanking God for everything we had, because we here in America didnt know how good we had it. Considering my blog consists of mostly complaining like hell about inane facets of our society or lack thereof I feel like I’ve done a pretty non-piss-poor job of living up to his assertion. In other...